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“The coolest thing i ever did in Skyrim? I was playing my Imperial Khajiit, Thurisaz, and we were sacking this fort in the dead of night. I change into a werewolf and I’m just slaughtering everybody, Imperials or Stormcloaks. Until this dragon comes out of nowhere, so I let it take out the rest of the Stormcloaks, before I kill it and slip off the wall.”

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“I turned one of my homesteads into an orc stronghold by choosing orcs for my steward and my wife. Now all I need is that orc bard Lurbuk from Morthal and some orc children and an orc carriage driver!”

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“The first thing I did in skyrim when I left the cave was set a bunny on fire, then a chicken, and then some people… the people didn’t like me burning their chicken.”

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I wish, almost, we had the option to save a marriageable candidate from being kidnapped and locked in a tower guarded by a dragon. Just saying. I’d like to really work for my spouse.

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Whenever I get overburdened and can’t hand it off to a follower, I like to go to third person view, put on some 90’s rap, and watch my dovahkiin strut.

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I always take the blessings from the 7,000 steps so I can watch all the cute animals in the wild. I just love how sabre cats behave like housecats, and even the Chaurus’s behavior is kind of cute when it isn’t attacking.

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I think it’s endearing that Hadvar/Ralof tell you that you should split up, but will converse quite amicably if you start following them to Riverwood.

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“Faendal was my first follower, and my best friend. Whenever we went off adventuring, I gave him all the arrows. We were inseparable. He must have saved my life in my early adventuring days at least dozens of times, and I helped him with his love life, refusing to marry Camilla Valerius to leave it open to my best friend. But later on, when we were trekking to Whiterun, we stopped at a bandit camp on a bridge. Everything was going well, but then three Hired Thugs came out of the shadows and ambushed us. I was too busy fighting to notice until the last second. Faendal, my best friend, had gotten pushed off of the bridge, screaming as he fell, landing in the water before his lifeless corpse fell off of the waterfall. I paused the game and cried. I placed his favorite bow at the foot of the waterfall, and I placed his body near a tree to put him back to nature. I’m now three hundred hours past that moment. I still pay my respects every so often. I’ll always miss you Faendal. I’ll see you in the Eternal Hunt.”

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“The soundtrack for Skyrim is incredible. I wish a concert would happen like the final fantasy distant worlds concert.”

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