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“I have way too much fun getting screenshots of my character with arrows in him, especially in rather painful places.”

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“I would be so happy if there were Khajiit and Argonian kids running around the place - that’d be so cute!”

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“The coolest thing i ever did in Skyrim? I was playing my Imperial Khajiit, Thurisaz, and we were sacking this fort in the dead of night. I change into a werewolf and I’m just slaughtering everybody, Imperials or Stormcloaks. Until this dragon comes out of nowhere, so I let it take out the rest of the Stormcloaks, before I kill it and slip off the wall.”

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“I turned one of my homesteads into an orc stronghold by choosing orcs for my steward and my wife. Now all I need is that orc bard Lurbuk from Morthal and some orc children and an orc carriage driver!”

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“The first thing I did in skyrim when I left the cave was set a bunny on fire, then a chicken, and then some people… the people didn’t like me burning their chicken.”

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I wish, almost, we had the option to save a marriageable candidate from being kidnapped and locked in a tower guarded by a dragon. Just saying. I’d like to really work for my spouse.

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Whenever I get overburdened and can’t hand it off to a follower, I like to go to third person view, put on some 90’s rap, and watch my dovahkiin strut.

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I always take the blessings from the 7,000 steps so I can watch all the cute animals in the wild. I just love how sabre cats behave like housecats, and even the Chaurus’s behavior is kind of cute when it isn’t attacking.

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I think it’s endearing that Hadvar/Ralof tell you that you should split up, but will converse quite amicably if you start following them to Riverwood.

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