Wherever you live, whatever your culture, whatever your beliefs, we all came out of penis holes, so let’s love each other. — Sarah Silverman (via thisawkwardlife)

wilotree:

I really want this to be made now I’ve finished designing it :D

zackisontumblr:

Please, Mr. President? :’(

zackisontumblr:

Please, Mr. President? :’(

(via thelaughingmango)