I broke up with my boyfriend and lost my two level 70+ characters due to them being on his xbox. My revenge is keeping the Alduin statue that came with his collector’s edition as well as the giant promo poster he won on the 11/11/11 release. I think it was a decent trade. Jerk.
I fell like priority for NPCs attacking me are 1. Kill her Horse, then 2. Set her on fire so she can see nothing.
(via shepardshepard)
Sometimes I cast frenzy on chickens and watch them attack people. There’s no better feeling than watching a farmer beg for mercy from her fowl attackers.
“Every time a guard patronizes me about my “Sweetroll being stolen”, I place one on his person and then kill him for stealing it.”
My brother and I created an Argonian mage for the sole purpose of referring to him as a “lizard wizard”.
“Faendal was my first follower, and my best friend. Whenever we went off adventuring, I gave him all the arrows. We were inseparable. He must have saved my life in my early adventuring days at least dozens of times, and I helped him with his love life, refusing to marry Camilla Valerius to leave it open to my best friend. But later on, when we were trekking to Whiterun, we stopped at a bandit camp on a bridge. Everything was going well, but then three Hired Thugs came out of the shadows and ambushed us. I was too busy fighting to notice until the last second. Faendal, my best friend, had gotten pushed off of the bridge, screaming as he fell, landing in the water before his lifeless corpse fell off of the waterfall. I paused the game and cried. I placed his favorite bow at the foot of the waterfall, and I placed his body near a tree to put him back to nature. I’m now three hundred hours past that moment. I still pay my respects every so often. I’ll always miss you Faendal. I’ll see you in the Eternal Hunt.”
FUS ROH DAMN!
For the guy I like at school :P haha this has to be the most attractive Valentine’s card ever created… Nerds ftw x’D
“Every gold sapphire ring I find, I go back to the Thieves Guild, and plant them on Sapphire. I’m madly in love with her, and it’s my way of showing it since I can’t actually marry her.”
