adriofthedead:

is that shaq

adriofthedead:

is that shaq

lanahdelgey:

are you 100% sure

lanahdelgey:

are you 100% sure

(via chzpizza)

the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games

  • gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
  • girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
  • adults: any thoughts on careers?
  • me: marvel was an asshole
  • adults:
  • me: but I like cato
  • adults:
  • me: what kind of name is glimmer
  • adults:
  • me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
  • adults:
  • me:
  • adults:
  • me:
  • adults:
  • me: oh you mean a job