May 2013
shuckl:
shuckl:
shuckl:
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
plemelwarmface:
imjohnlocked:
the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right
I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad
tricksterity:
sexponents:
i can’t wait until im older and have someone who loves me and i get to cuddle and kiss them everyday and fall asleep in their arms every night and wake up in the morning and see their face and know i’m loved unconditionally by someone and be happy with my life for once
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you expect this to end with something satanic and...
sexicancore:
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
mintmeow:
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
ramblingsofagirlgeek:
Dad once told me everyone has a basket full of rocks that are their issues. These become very heavy sometimes. We wish we could take the basket away from the people whose baskets are too heavy. But all we can do is take one or two rocks, because we have our own baskets full of rocks to handle and if we try to carry too much our basket will break.
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
hotboyproblems:
someone take one for the team and date me
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
my teachers only give me homework because they’re jealous of my youth and beauty
hotanimegirl:
if u dont think public sex acts would be hot as hell dont even talk to me
